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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 13, 2012 21:27:37 GMT 10
Bla bla bla
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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 13, 2012 21:39:00 GMT 10
Short speech for a short game.
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Post by Richie Benaud on Nov 13, 2012 21:42:10 GMT 10
lol
Durka Durka Durka
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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 13, 2012 23:19:27 GMT 10
All right, let's get started lads.
This is going to be short because I don't believe an opening statement should be ridiculously long - that's what the questions are for and half of the people don't even read them unless they want to/have to.
First off, I would like to start this statement thanking Ri(t)chie Benaud for his time and energy for hosting this fun little mini game and everyone in this game from Watto to Durka for making it so fun and honestly without every single one of you [and your eliminations] I wouldn't be here right now.
I know half of you believe I'm probably a fucking terrible player who got lucky at the end but that's hilarious because I played the game, set myself up in a nice position through my socializing and won the final immunity challenge when it fucking mattered. When. It. Fucking. Mattered. I fucking turned it on when everybody else assumed that socially retarded Virat was going to romp it in. I knew what was at stake. I knew what had to be done. I had to win this challenge and I did. If I did not, I would have been sitting on your jury chair right now.
The key to me being here - Flexibility. I communicated with and confided in many people in this game, keeping my options open on who I could take a step further with. This meant making a lot of double deals or even triple deals, which I did as judiciously and discreetly as possible in order to keep the different parties from realizing my double dealing soon enough to turn the tables on me.
In doing so, I lied to some people during the course of the game, but then again what do you expect when we are playing a game of Survivor . I lied enough to get me where I am. In fact, I even found the HII board and even got an idol. Wut? Didn't you check the calender events? Go check it and you'll find the link for the board.
You might like to know regarding the fiasco that is the F3. The choosing of the Final 3rd person. TBH, I was being a cunt and I just wanted to mess around with some people's mind - Virat especially. I forced the re-vote after telling Virat that I was going to vote him out. I forced the challenge tiebreaker because I'm a fucking sadistic cunt and after that Virat earned his spot with questionable tactic.
Virat can talk about his challenge skills and how he is talented in it. How he dominated the game. Its false. He never dominated the game. By chance, he is playing against a whole bunch of alcos and potbellied cricketers who are more interested in screwing females then proving their challenge worth. One player was more interested in boning me then anything else (I love you babe).
And every single time, after every single round we all agreed that Virat should leave at first drop. Guess what. First time he dropped a game I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT VOTED FOR HIM. THE. ONLY. ONE. I was FUCKING perceptive enough to see that this was a golden opportunity but alas some braindead cricketers (FUCKING WEAR HAT PEOPLE!) were too vested in their FUCKING interest to see the light which eventually lead to a tied vote. So what does that mean for me? It means that I had my sight on the ball the whole entire time.
All in all, the best way to describe Virat - he flashes around his middle stump time and time again but is so far up his arse about his skills that you might as well rename ButtPlug Kohli.
In saying so, I rate Nehemiah just as highly as Virat, if not, more so for his ability to play a fantastic INV game. The fact that he has not received any votes reflects that he is fucking invisible to all and displays goatish behaviour. Who's goat? Watto's goat. There are people sitting in the jury who are far more deserving to be here than Nehemiah.
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Post by Richie Benaud on Nov 14, 2012 8:05:52 GMT 10
lol
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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 14, 2012 9:20:21 GMT 10
Hmmm... Im not sure if I'm being a douche here. lol.
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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 14, 2012 9:20:37 GMT 10
Maybe i should tone it down a bit.
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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 14, 2012 9:48:35 GMT 10
Let's try again.
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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 14, 2012 9:52:37 GMT 10
Final 3. I have not stopped smiling since last night! This is such an honour to be sitting next to the final two. Whatever the outcome, the feeling I have right now is incredible and it is one that I will not forget soon. First off, I would like to start this statement thanking Ri(t)chie Benaud for his time and energy for hosting this fun little mini game and everyone in this game from Watto to Durka for making it so fun and honestly without every single one of you [and your eliminations] I wouldn't be here right now. I think the more you put in the more you get out and although it was a Mini ORG I can confidently say that I was pretty dedicated with the amount of time I had during the day. Jury I hope I'm not taking away any of your questions and comments you have already prepared, but I'd like to take a few moments to address some issues and get a chance to provide an opening statement before you make your decision. I know most of you believe I'm an inactive, boring, floating douche goat. To all of you who has pre-conceived me as that, I would like to prove you wrong and show you the true KP who you might not have recognised throughout this game. Inactive - It still gets to me how two people in the jury has called me an inactive. I have been on this board every single day since the start of the game. When I only had an hour to be here sometimes, I made the very best of it, writing up my journal and sending sms to people. Even when I told myself time and time again that I only had one hour, I usually stay for another two. I was dedicated to this game in terms of updating my journal and SMSing people. My journal is a testament of that. Being called inactive is harsh and that bothers me a lot because that is not true, without a doubt. Boring - It's been said over and over again, somtimes too often but I didn't come here to make friends and be buddies with out. I never made it a goal of mine to be the biggest poster or the poster that makes people laugh the most. I made it a part of my strategy to NOT be one of those people. These types of players are usually targeted early on (Re: Gayle). My intention has always been to put targets on other people's back but unfortunately that does not always happen. There were a couple of time I had to go with the majority in order to protect my own self earlier on in the game. However, these were not blind follows without expressing my opinion. I offered alternative ideas and at serveral stages was making double deals and triple deals. Floating - I can see why people may perceive me as a floater. As previously mentioned I had to go with the majority in order to protect my own self. In the case of Tendai and Malinga, I voted for you becuase there was nothing else I could do to have the vote go my way. However, I wasn't following blindly. Every round, I reiterated the fact that we should be voting Virat due to his challenge dominance. Every round. But every round it seems that people have different idea including the ridiculously failed vote of removing Gayle when Virat lost immunity. I was the only person who voted Virat. I was the only one that had sense in the game to vote for him early after much pleading to both Gayle and Watto to change their vote. But alas it was not meant to be and look where you are now. I never voted for you Gayle. Never. My Virat vote was the one that was meant to send you home early but I didn't because I stuck to my word and genuinely thought of taking you to F2. Goat - I played the game, set myself up in a nice position through my socialising and won the final immunity challenge when it fucking mattered. When. It. Fucking. Mattered. I fucking turned it on when everybody else assumed that Virat was going to romp it in. I knew what was at stake. I knew what had to be done. I had to win this challenge and I did. If I did not, I would have been sitting on your jury chair right now. I do not think it is fair to summarise my game with the word "Goat" when I worked fucking hard to get myself into this position where I can select my partners. Douche - Yes. I'm a douche. I won the last immunity challenge. Sent Virat a PM at the very last minute telling him that I will be voting him out. Caused some minor heart breaks and heart attacks. Forgot to submit a vote at the re-vote. Tie-breaker challenge. lol. Sadistic yes. Unnecessary. Yes. Fun. FUCK YES! The question is why and to put it frankly - it's boring without some spice to the game. Probably mean that I won't get a vote from Watto but I had the best belly laugh in a long time though. But Watto you were right, I deliberately did it for fun. Because I'm a CUNT. Shame it wasn't a wordsearch or a maze though.  So do I regret the way how I played? Nope. No fucking regrets here. I had fun. I enjoyed myself. I played to the best of my ability to whatever time I had. |
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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 14, 2012 15:03:09 GMT 10
Translation for Umar
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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 14, 2012 19:51:51 GMT 10
Urgh. People.
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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 14, 2012 19:58:22 GMT 10
So many gamebots and so many serious people. since when did ORGS get so serious? :S
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Post by Kevin Pietersen on Nov 14, 2012 20:18:36 GMT 10
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MY FIRST GAME!
COULDTHISBEYOURWIN? HELL YEAH!!!!
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